Scarves

I hate the cold. This is not some sort of passionless dislike, where the person simply grumbles a bit under their breath. No. This is an ongoing war between me and the elemental powers that be, a seasonal matchup as inevitatble as the Apocalypse or the Superbowl. This is serious. Last year, I wore hats and jackets combat the weather, while They brought in wind to push Their icy fingers through the holes between the yarn and threads. However, this year I shall triumph over the cold. I have a plan to defeat this menace once and for all.

Scarves.

Yes. I shall sport a scarf during the winter months. This shall prevent loss of neck heat and will additionally prevent my sister from sighing at my apparent lack of style. Scarves have style. In addition, I can fit them in my second backpack easily - transport during cross-country practice will not be a problem.

Not to worry - all my usual methods of combat will be employed - my bundle of blankets and quilts, my shawls, my hats, my gloves, my layers of jackets, and my mugs of hot apple cider drink mix (the yellow brand) will be employed. This year, though, they will have a new, strong, and versaile ally - the scarf.

(Imagine if I didn't live in Southern California...)