I'm baaaack....

Just like the creepy dude that hits on every girl in the vicinity.  Yeah, that one.

My month long absence has been determined by a few factors.

First, busyness.  It is really hard to justify writing blog posts that no one reads instead of, say, sweeping dirty floors and doing English essays.

Second, dead batteries.  My power cord died, leaving me to the mercy of a 2 hour battery and school computers.  Oh, Internets, how I have missed thee.

Finally, speech tournaments.  They are much fun, but leave no time for lazing about in underwear and blogging.  Instead, I had to get professionally dressed with makeup on to give speeches so people could listen to me talking.  And applaud me.

There was much applauding.

So you can see how much I have been suffering. (i.e. not at all).