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Recently, my modem... died. It had been teetering for numerous weeks, refusing acess unless I shut down the computer, recited a portion of the Tao Ching, sprinkled holy water on the cord, and restarted the computer while singing "These are a few of my favorite things". However, it will be coaxed no more - it went out for the last time. The new modem looks completely different. It is robotically rectangular, witih little blinking lights. I think it is trying to communicate in morse code. ..-..- .-. ----. If only I knew how to read it...