Drama llama came to visit

Friend One and I are having a Situation.  Hopefully it will be resolved before the end of the day, because I can't take much more of this tension-filled, awkwardness that leads to her writing back-stabbing comments about me on Twitter.

Okay, that wasn't really fair, but I dunno how much longer I can be rational about this.

Stupid drama.  No wonder some monks live isolated and celibate.

*Warning, censored expletives used*
Update (3:49pm): Four hours later, she came home.  And doesn't want to talk yet.  Frustrating.  Especially in light of recent Twitter feeds - I dunno how many are intended for/are about me.  I'm fairly certain that "Or you could ignore me and continue to be a little b****... Thats cool too." is, since she sent a similar message to my phone, but "C**t c**t c**t youre a c**t"?  No clue.  Since that is the one word that she despises above all others, whatever the issue is, it has to be pretty bad.  And if the "Sure, you may have my sloppy seconds" was about me, what did I do to deserve it?  Social media, you are not helping.
But thank you Internetz for helping me sit around until she decides to tell me what's up.

Update (11:40pm) She still hasn't emerged from her room.  I tried to go over and make peace, but she refused to let me in.  And vetoed the idea of having a list of transgressions before I could even get the sentence out.  She's shut me out and I have only vague ideas as to why.   This is why I dislike girls.

Update (next day, 5:37pm) After deciding to start a makeup conversation, Friend One initiated by saying that she wasn't going to apologize for anything, because nothing was her fault.  She brought out a list of complaints, and wouldn't let me interject anything until she was done.  About halfway through her list, she told me that I was not socially mature enough to be her friend and that there was no point in making up, because I was too hostile and etc.  The phrase "Little Miss Perfect" got thrown in there as well.  I feel like I should be more upset about this, but mostly I'm trying to figure out what constitutes being a "social retard" and why she thinks of me as such.